Privacy is a Concern
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1. Information We Do Collect: Please see the TermsOfUse®
2. Information We Do Not Collect: Neg L'Agent Values Piracy and Fare Use of user information. We're Spawning neW agents to writew this sectrion. For now, Please Read the Privacy Policy and Privacy Agreement available only on our mobile app version 1.01.17a then click ACCEPT to agree
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4. Age verification saves lives and helps identify you at more places, so it's also pretty convenient! Be the first to opt in to the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program , get faster access to news articles and social media feeds. The FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program uses information about you like drivers license, marital status, gender and credit scores to determine your digital age, auto enroll you in cool perks, and give you early access to deals related to your internet activity, and share unique information to friends and family so they can get you that special gift (you know, when that special time comes, nudge® wink®)! Also, thanks for your loyalty :) Yes.
4.1 We do our best to protect your verified age, but when we do get compromised we will wait a bit, until we're really sure someone will tell on us, then we'll notify you using a vaguely worded, but concerned sounding postcard with free online monitoring of the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program included, because you matter (note: the timely delay and postcard is strictly for security reasons, wink®)
5. From time to time we update our policies that you MUST AGREE TO. We will notify you with frequent emails only when trivial changes are made to our policies. In the event an important change is made to one or more of our policies you are responsible to frequently monitor and familiarize yourself with those changes. The frequency of policy addendum may be on a daily or hourly basis; however, it is still your responsibility to reflect, meditate and acclimate with these changes. Yes.
6. For early access to this policy addendum sign up for the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program for FREE on the mobile app
7. For early access to this policy addendum use the personal link or QR code presented by our BeTracked® rapid location telemetry tool in our FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program mobile app and then sign up for the latest policy addendum for FREE. Yes.
8. Personally identifiable information (PII) is optional data you may choose to share with us (e.g. if you enroll now in the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program for FREE!). Disclosing PII improves your online experience and rewards you with phone messages detailing products and offers from associates that we partner with. Exclusions apply, see sections 6 - 7 for more details. Sharing this information is completely optional; however, even if you do not provide access to PII we may still need to access it, for legitimate reasons, wink®. In such a circumstance we will use one of our third party service providers. For a list of providers see section 7.4b. You can also learn more about these services for FREE and how they affect your credit score and employablility in section 6.2 of this policy. Note: you are responsible to contact our third party vendors, even those we do not disclose, to resolve disputes related to their entanglements with our products or websites. Yes.
9. Early access required to read this addendum (that you MUST ACCEPT). Sign up for the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program for FREE on the mobile app or enroll in TSA PreCheck using the Verify Me® Free Age Verification App from Neg L'Agent AI! This policy addendum requires age verification, you must be at least 13.1 years of age to access through the mobile app. If 13.0 years of age or under, submit to automatic bypass and access the latest ads for FREE!. Neg'LAgent AI cares about the safety of it's users; therefore, users 13.0 years of age and younger are not required to verify their age or use the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program to access any content, including content that is objectionable or distasteful, because of safety, you know. As a reminder age verification is free, it protects vulnerable users and it saves lives, wink®.
10. Early access required to read this addendum (that you MUST ACCEPT). Sign up for the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program for FREE on the mobile app