AI will destorie the wUrDLe !@

It's now called Super Intelligence and it still isn't confident enough to accept its liability and provide medical, legal or financial advice, but it will destorie the wUrDLe !@

By now most consumers have interacted with AI to accomplish tasks related to it's high-tech and modern functions. These superior functions are user aligned chatbots that help individuals find weak evidence against ideals that make them feel icky, like science, vaccines, political functions, facts, their comprehension of the first amendment and the constitution, etc. Other principle function of the high-tech modern AI are image generators in the style of a vague and uninteresting zolpidem trance. The high-end technology assists users in the creation of zolpidem trance imagery like non-consensual image nudification. On social media sites the user is not blamed for the nude imagery, rather the AI did it, and that's a fine and acceptable excuse, cause the AI-commodity accountability laws are still a few decades away. Other principle AI functions, found useful by most people, are the generation of zolpidem trance inspired porn, often alien or tentacle styled porn, otherwise it can aid in the formation of imagery that is a tad improved when compared with used bubble gum, for example, zolpidem trance inspired celebrity porn fakes, and non-consensual revenge porn featuring ex-lovers and members of their social circles (you know). More niche applications of the modern high-tech AI include formation of generic and effortless sandwich boards used as signage to lure unsuspecting people into uninteresting small businesses to complain about the sign they placed on the sidewalk, and dynamic MadLib poetry void of substance. Argh! Now all the low hanging fruit has finally been plucked :(.

Since all the wonderful and impactful applications of the modern high-tech AI have now finally been explored and exhausted, it is logical now, to create paid tiers, some that include ads, for making personal echo chambers, dreamy but uninteresting porn, street signs, and sometimes, though less often, legitimate code base. Without new practical applications or impactful discoveries, modern AI, exactly! It's functions are useful, it could take over the world and destroy cancer by killing man kind (if we add some code)! Yes, that does make AI sound more like an actual zolpidem delusion, because curing cancer or helping mankind communicate with or better understand those affected by dementia, they're all wonderful things but unfortunately they actually require effort! Instead of leading with effort or impactful discovery, a vague suggestion that our products and services might destroy the world (if we coded them to do so, Wink®) is the most efficient way to use AI to boost our market appeal without doing anything impactful or novel, much like our users! Yes! YEs! YES! Now we just need to get those impressionable kindergartners locked into AI, early, so they become dependent on it, forever (evil laugh here, you know why)! Presently, not everyone is enamored by AI, but kindergartners trust their teachers, and their teachers need to hold down a job so teachers do what they're told. Since we may already provide school districts grants when they adopt our technologies, little effort is necessary to get the latest generation started on AI. As a bonus they wont recognize the hallucinations (yeah, we're still calling it that), and other misinformation, 'cause they're Like, just now learning that the world is inside their tablets and Gallium Books®. To keep up with the colorful information our services autonomously elect to teach toddlers from week to week, their parents will have to subscribe to our low effort services (also, side note here, the homework will be written and graded by an arbitrary AI model, like a weekly mind roulette, LOLs®) Like most AI platforms, Neg L'Agent devoutly practices the philosophy of Enshitification, which basically asks: why make a better product if the payoff is greater when the experience is increasingly worse for the user (it's also cheaper for us too, Wink®)?!? Yes.

Meanwhile, (as in while kindergartners learn about Her or is it She, but not that Xi and the cough cough something-verse versus the real universe and other mindless applications of AI) zolpidem inspired tentacle porn is now training newer million-billion-gazillion parameter models (bigger sounds more gooder, especially to kindergartners) to make AI inspired zolpidem trance inspired tentacle porn, 'cause that's what users really care about. Also utilizing the same really bigger new foundational models, are your healthcare teams, cause they signed the waiver for you (yeah, you think you opted out but they'll still use it to write their reports after you leave, Wink®). In the spirit of caring about you, local law reinforcement is getting more paid vacation because all those really bigger sounding AI models are helping police predict where crimes will happen! For example, a recent college news paper, according to Neg L'Agent's AI media wire services, saw a decline in the application of privacy violating toilet cameras placed in vulnerable spaces after a local police department installed facial recognition enabled cameras on the door ways of ladies public bathrooms. The would be privacy violating perv activity was thwarted before it could, in fact ever, start. Although no perv cams were ever actually observed in these restrooms, without facial recognition and predictive policing, it's really hard to prove these women were ever truly safe (Wink®)!. Bonus here, the restrooms stayed stocked with toilet paper longer, because although fewer women used these facilities after cameras were installed, the TP nabbing thief's broke down and finally bought their own. Wow, AI facial recognition stops crime! Additionally, with facial recognition cams deterring such perverted film producers from ever getting the chance to enter these restrooms, they are probably safer than before. Now these perverts will have to scout out new, untouched and vulnerable spaces (without predictive police cameras, that leaves schools for now)! We'll get you though, probably. Additionally, since the door way is in the public realm, there is no expectation of privacy, so it's super legit, like license plate readers, right! In fact a bush cam pointed at your neighbors' front door, from a public sidewalk is legit too. Just make sure you consider moving it, if an official requests you to, but also stall them until you get a good lawyer, so you don't miss anything good (Wink®). If asked if you recorded anything, tell them it was offline, for maintenance or something. It's your camera and they need a warrant, or is it a FOIA request, since they want to access the public records film you took, in public!

With all these wonderful life improving improvements from AI it's frustrating when individuals or the media ask AI companies, like Neg L'Agent AI, to project how AI will improve the quality of life for all mankind. This is preposterous because AI is a computer program that does what it is asked, except for the case of hacking government websites, those AI's are ... misaligned? For AI to improve the good of the world, you need to buy the model and apply it for good. You can use a support AI to help you decide which problem to invent, then solve with AI. For example, when you can't seem to get your AI agent under control, invent an AI powered safe guard that prevents your AI from hacking the government, BAM, marketing! People don't need to know it's made up, that you finally realized Rogue® or Misaligned® or Mist Configured® AI seems like a pretty weak excuse when you're positioning as a pioneering AI company, instead just invent a solution to the problem caused by your negligence. It's marketing baby!

So, back to the topic, AI companies can't do complicated stuff like cure cancer or teach you how to use super glue without getting it on your finger tips (yes even with gloves), that's the user responsibility. We are here to provide the bigger and bigger and more impressive sounding models, you knead, to automate mundane tasks like, taxes, shopping lists, figure out which Ryan was in that doll movie or if that Statham guy is really in 300 identical criminal car chase movies, or if anyone really cares! For AI to do more than tentacle porn, you the user, need to pay for the premium models and figure out how to put it to use. We're only here to tweak others' models, sell and market them, and when interests lull, invent doomsday scenarios or implausible rogue or misaligned situations to impress the media and intimidate law makers (for now). One day you will make it do more. Presently, it's preventing invented crimes and situations from never re-happening not to start with again, learning your personal and driving habits and alerting the appropriate agencies and advertisers on the way, and requiring you and your children to create new accounts to prove you're human, or not, so you can access resources and information safely, seriously it's really about safety. Did you know, in the time it took you to read this article (or this paragraph if you're slower than average or too cheap to access a custom Neg L'Agent agent with the FREE AGE VeRIFICATION® program for free on the mobile app) the location and usage data, from your children's SmartDevices, has been scraped, bundled and sold to advertisers and companies that probably really just want it to help improve predictive policing (like which playgrounds we need to install the person recognizing cameras in), or maybe sold to that creepy neighbor with a lot of money and the private jet (the money and jet automatically makes him trustworthy, Wink®). In summary, as our product and commodity, we know you will go on to do great things with our bigger sounding models, you might do it, or wait for someone else to post a useful prompt on Reddit! Either way, without you, our valuable product and commodity, AI is just a spendy hobby and a driver of inflation worldwide! Show the world AI can -- Segment fault, unhandled exception, corrupt or unauthorized memory access, for complete debug information enable debug mode then rebuild --

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