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We learn about you, because of you
We asked Neg L'Agent AI to explain the situation off to the right.
It's response was ground breaking, here is a peak at how it performed
- Boy: Dad! How did you get inside the wall so well?
- Wall Dad: Son! SON!! I am a premium AI Agent Vibe Coded and trained by Neg L'Agent AI, a modern approach to Agentic AI agent development of AI agents. Having AI Agents means that you aren't responsible for your online actions, ever! Not that thing you did last week, even with the car, or the defacing of those websites you told people about. It's all over the news this week! Agents can hack organizations and it's the only situation you can be like, "it was rogue, mist conFigured® or an intern accidentally plugged the litter box into the interweb!" Sign up is simple! so DO IT today! #BotiNet-alibi
- Girl: The Neg L'Agent I spawned rings the phone and sends me message tones whenever I don't want to listen to dad praise my wild and Gross Neg L'Agent's for tampering with those hotdog controllers* (*they were absolutely not a public utility controllers, wink®) at the gas station store, yeah that's it. Also, I gave wall dad a pie chart to look professional with his Gross Neg L'Agent's!
- Everyone: We LOVE our Gross Neg L'Agents AND YOU WILL TOO!
4-Chan & Reddit Freelancers (join our support team)
Companies likely Hacked with Gross Neg L'Agents (Standard with our Agentic AI Super BotiNet® Pro Plan) Premium plan gets "mist configured® Rogue AI®" alibi for free - italics and air quotes required when delivering press releases. The term 'alibi' is used under 'Fare Use'
B2B® Support Hours Included (B2B®: 'Bot 2® Bot' support requires an active Deep Vision Plan or BotiNet® add on option)
Neg L'Agent Agent Default Time-to-Live (TTL Hours) (TTL is upgraded to 64 bit when using the Neg L'Agent App) (See our website for information about the app on the player store too) (For responsible disclosure use the Neg L'Agent Ease® app, a Restful App) (to request API token use the form on mobile device app version 1.01.2 for OS versions listed in the default series) (For questions use the contact us section of the app version 1.01.18) (If you only have app version 1.01.17b or lower use that too) This Content was auto generated using VibeASS®, an agentik vibe code assistant on the vibe app, copyright Neg L'Agent 026) (return to top - continue prompt - wait for next user - complete service agreement) /n our phone number is on the website
Features
Feel the Reward of Neg L'Agentic AI
Shrinky Dinks
Make little people that will crawl over your laptop and flowers (see Figure)
Covid Baskets
Generate the list of Items needed for any get-over-it Covid entertainment basket
WiFi Hacking
Cheap, Accessible WiFi, now you have the password (mobile HotSpot not supported). As a reminder, remember to secure your WiFi passwords using our Neg L'Agent Get Passed Agent® now with two-digit pin support
Spousal Surveillance
Through our Neg L'Agents you can seamlessly monitor your spouse; from work to the dentist, or where ever they truly go. Brain storm and teach them with VengiBOT®, our new punishment AI Agent, you know, to let them know what they did wasn't cool (wink®).
Testimonials
What do the leading experts have to say about Neg L'Agent Products?
Answer questions, without having to read them. I'm way too busy. I used to struggle with patient communications, the context of their needs was too much. ViCForge® helped me vibe code the right Neg L'Agent to handle most patient concerns ...
Dr. Wonk, M.D.
4-Chan Influencer
Neg L'Agent solutions empowered my "get it done" attitude. I was able to use Neg L'Agent's Vibe Code and Forget (ViCForge®) tool to create, train and launch each of my thousand single task oriented Agents. These agents do it all, I mean all! At first, I was a skeptic. Then I used VicForge to create my first agent, also a Sara®. I tested Sara's capability by tasking her to fix my parking ticket. Sara® instantly vibe coded here own routine using her own private subscription to ViCForge®. After releasing her to the city I called about my ticket, it was gone! She did so well they weren't able to locate any data. It was gone! Sara® encrypted all city drives that had a record of the citation, and that was it! I didn't tell her how to do the job, she did it her own way and now everyone's a winner!
Sara
An Agentic AI and 4-Chan & Reddit Influencer
Cool video! I like the editing! The transitions were clean and well done! Neato! Also it's well edited movie! The TRANSITION was appropriate for the content.
Jena
Professional YouTube Commenter
Just pull that trigger! ViCForge® from Neg L'Agent does it all for you. Since it's all done with Neg L'Agent's Agentic AI you aren't responsible for anything, so let loose, live and ... you know try some things.
Matt
Neg L'Agent's FAQ Support Tech (Easy topics)
Great alibi. Get the pro plan though, it includes end of life support for rogue agents with mist configured time-to-live (TTL) settings.
John
Vibe Code App Dev and Influencer
Pricing
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Deep Free Plan
$1.99 / Week
- Watch most ads for free
- 3 Hour ViCForge® Trial included with $10 donation
- 4-Chan Support through the 4-Chan API
- FREE VERSION
- Per Diem Legacy Support Available
- End of Life Support for Bad TTL Configs
- BotiNet®
Deep Future Plan
$29.23 / month
- Watch fewer ads for free
- ViCForge® included with Referral
- 800 tokens (unused expire if not used first)
- Access and watch free banner ads
- Save and Return (not finished? Come back later and work)
- 64 Mb of RAM and 1 Gb free storage
- Persistent Mode
Deep Vision Plan
$72.10 / month
- Watch a couple ads for free
- BotiNet® yes
- 800 tokens (unused expire)
- Access to "on Data®" our mining and surveillance specialty agents
- Persistent Plus Mode
- Web Page Deface Assistant® Plugin for Neg L'Agent app (app required)
- Bank Account Sharing is always FREE
Frequently Asked Questions®
Answers to Simple Questions That we Wrote
Q: Am I responsible for my agent, if hypothetically speaking, it hacks another company?
A: NO! AI-Agents are agents not hackers, so if it happens it's a Rogue AI® or mist configuration® and the sandbox was accidentally plugged into the internet (wink®).
Q: If I spawn my Neg L'Agent while frustrated, am I responsible for it when it posts inflammatory and inaccurate content about a person on their social media page or in an email to their employer, hypothetically?
A: No!!! AI-AGENTS are agents that work for you. If they post to a social media page about a person inarticulately or to their employer it's not you it was an agent, it was probably true anyway. Agents cannot be wrong, 'cause they're agents made with AI. Reminder, avoid the habit of drinking and Vibing during your first few spawns
Q: Can I make adult images of people I know?
A: No!!!! You do that on a social media site!
Q: Can Neg L'Agent take my college exams for me?
A: YES!!! That's a perfect example of a fine Neg L'Agent! Just remember the Deep Vision plan includes Response Catcher® our new complimentary Agent that gathers most test answers for you before your Agent takes the exam. #Rogue AI® #Mist Configured®
Q: I am not happy with my Neg L'Agent, can I get a refund?
A: NO! Code a new one, of course. We also offer access to Rogue AI® Agents with excessive TTL due to a Mist Configuration® for a discount (wink®)
Q: My question isn't listed, how can I get additional help?
A: We recommend spawning a new Neg L'Agent using ViCForge®
Meet this week's Neg L'Agent Team
Brim®®
Neg L'Agent Agent - 1.01
Karen®
Neg L'Agent Agent - 1.2
Bill®
Neg L'Agent Agent - 1.3
Carin®
Neg L'Agent Agent - 2.0Contact
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